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30-06-2006, 04:05 PM
ESL jokes
Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
What is the longest word in the English ********?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!
What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?
Envelope!
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!
What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?
Finding half a maggot!
hope 2 like them
Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
What is the longest word in the English ********?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!
What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?
Envelope!
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!
What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?
Finding half a maggot!
hope 2 like them